assbutt-in-the-garrison:

kiwiggle:

lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

????????? I am concerned where did the baby birdies go

where in the. what. how did the. i. what the fuck man

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florascence:

Florascence’s Giveaway! 

Hey Guys! After a long time and thinking process, I have decided I am going to hold a giveaway. I do not necessarily need these items anymore for various reasons, and they have just been sitting around in my room; so I thought that I may as well give them to someone who would appreciate them! So, what exactly am I giving away? 

GIVEAWAY ITEMS: 

-Harry Potter Book Collection containing books 1-4

-Daisy Eau So Fresh by Marc Jacobs gift set (contains perfume, one small tube of shower gel, and one small tube of lotion)

-Chance by Chanel

-Our Moment by One Direction

-A Pair of White Chuck Taylor High Top Converse (size 8)

-One MacBook Pro

-One iPhone 5C (color is blue)

-One iPhone 4s (color is white)

-One Sony Vaio Laptop

-One Pair of Coach Sunglasses

-One Dooney and Bourke (limited edition) Bowling Bag style Purse

-Looking for Alaska and The Fault in Our Stars both by John Green

-One Casio Gold Toned Digital Watch

-One Odd Future iPhone 4s Case

-One Ottorbox iPhone 5c Case

-One Fuji Film Polaroid Camera (with film pack)

Note: Chargers will come with every electronic device given!

GIVEAWAY RULES:

-MUST BE FOLLOWING ME (Toria) (http://florascence.tumblr.com/)

-MUST REBLOG THIS PHOTO AT LEAST ONCE

-YOU MAY REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT UNTIL APRIL 24TH

-THE WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN APRIL 25 

The winner will be chosen by using a random generator on April 25th. Reblog this post as many times as you wish, but know that the more you reblog it, the higher chance you have of winning! I WILL SHIP INTERNATIONALLY IF NEEDED. If you have any questions about this giveaway, please leave it in my ask. Best of luck to all of you! 

Why am I giving these items away? Check it out http://florascence.tumblr.com/post/79085683780/reasons-as-to-why-i-am-doing-my-giveaway

(via dandymisandry)


florascence:

Florascence’s Giveaway! 

Hey Guys! After a long time and thinking process, I have decided I am going to hold a giveaway. I do not necessarily need these items anymore for various reasons, and they have just been sitting around in my room; so I thought that I may as well give them to someone who would appreciate them! So, what exactly am I giving away? 

GIVEAWAY ITEMS: 

-Harry Potter Book Collection containing books 1-4

-Daisy Eau So Fresh by Marc Jacobs gift set (contains perfume, one small tube of shower gel, and one small tube of lotion)

-Chance by Chanel

-Our Moment by One Direction

-A Pair of White Chuck Taylor High Top Converse (size 8)

-One MacBook Pro

-One iPhone 5C (color is blue)

-One iPhone 4s (color is white)

-One Sony Vaio Laptop

-One Pair of Coach Sunglasses

-One Dooney and Bourke (limited edition) Bowling Bag style Purse

-Looking for Alaska and The Fault in Our Stars both by John Green

-One Casio Gold Toned Digital Watch

-One Odd Future iPhone 4s Case

-One Ottorbox iPhone 5c Case

-One Fuji Film Polaroid Camera (with film pack)

Note: Chargers will come with every electronic device given!

GIVEAWAY RULES:

-MUST BE FOLLOWING ME (Toria) (http://florascence.tumblr.com/)

-MUST REBLOG THIS PHOTO AT LEAST ONCE

-YOU MAY REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT UNTIL APRIL 24TH

-THE WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN APRIL 25 

The winner will be chosen by using a random generator on April 25th. Reblog this post as many times as you wish, but know that the more you reblog it, the higher chance you have of winning! I WILL SHIP INTERNATIONALLY IF NEEDED. If you have any questions about this giveaway, please leave it in my ask. Best of luck to all of you! 

Why am I giving these items away? Check it out http://florascence.tumblr.com/post/79085683780/reasons-as-to-why-i-am-doing-my-giveaway

(via therealdestructables)


florascence:

Florascence’s Giveaway! 

Hey Guys! After a long time and thinking process, I have decided I am going to hold a giveaway. I do not necessarily need these items anymore for various reasons, and they have just been sitting around in my room; so I thought that I may as well give them to someone who would appreciate them! So, what exactly am I giving away? 

GIVEAWAY ITEMS: 

-Harry Potter Book Collection containing books 1-4

-Daisy Eau So Fresh by Marc Jacobs gift set (contains perfume, one small tube of shower gel, and one small tube of lotion)

-Chance by Chanel

-Our Moment by One Direction

-A Pair of White Chuck Taylor High Top Converse (size 8)

-One MacBook Pro

-One iPhone 5C (color is blue)

-One iPhone 4s (color is white)

-One Sony Vaio Laptop

-One Pair of Coach Sunglasses

-One Dooney and Bourke (limited edition) Bowling Bag style Purse

-Looking for Alaska and The Fault in Our Stars both by John Green

-One Casio Gold Toned Digital Watch

-One Odd Future iPhone 4s Case

-One Ottorbox iPhone 5c Case

-One Fuji Film Polaroid Camera (with film pack)

Note: Chargers will come with every electronic device given!

GIVEAWAY RULES:

-MUST BE FOLLOWING ME (Toria) (http://florascence.tumblr.com/)

-MUST REBLOG THIS PHOTO AT LEAST ONCE

-YOU MAY REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT UNTIL APRIL 24TH

-THE WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN APRIL 25 

The winner will be chosen by using a random generator on April 25th. Reblog this post as many times as you wish, but know that the more you reblog it, the higher chance you have of winning! I WILL SHIP INTERNATIONALLY IF NEEDED. If you have any questions about this giveaway, please leave it in my ask. Best of luck to all of you! 

Why am I giving these items away? Check it out http://florascence.tumblr.com/post/79085683780/reasons-as-to-why-i-am-doing-my-giveaway

(via deusx-machina)


zohbugg:

cellothroughyourwindow:

shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

i know a few emts and theyre all great people

For reals, they’re there to help, not get you in trouble. Be smart about how you have fun and be honest with your EMT’s. It might just save your life. 

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I smell a #rat.

I smell a #rat.


(via lockelamora)


fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

(via pardonmewhileipanic)


lorddirkstrider:

lorddirkstrider:

remember the good days

THIS GOT THREE THOUSAND NOTES IN TWO FUCKING HOURS HOLY SHIT

lorddirkstrider:

lorddirkstrider:

remember the good days

THIS GOT THREE THOUSAND NOTES IN TWO FUCKING HOURS HOLY SHIT

(via proletarianinstinct)


note-a-bear:

acceber74:

shan-is-a-fan:

mywordsaregolden:

itsboltonbitchh:

sh4ne:

Oknickied:

mywordsaregolden:

Presenting : White people damaging their hair by forcing it to do something it’s not meant to in an effort to seem earthy.

this shit is nasty

Omg! That last one is kinda fresh! I call it the Meatloaf

Seriously white people? Give it the fuck up. You don’t have the hair texture for that. Accept it.

Somebody told me that if I deleted this post I’d stop getting notes on it (it was blowing up my phone) and that *kinda* worked. I would like to take a moment and point out that I had a shit ton of people hounding my inbox and the comments saying they had dreads that look like this and they weren’t gross or that if they don’t shower this is what their hair does naturally

  1. The dreads in this picture are hella nasty. One is full of mold. That’s the point. These are NOT what dreads are supposed to look like.
  2. Hair that isn’t afro textured never ever looks like real dreads (i.e. they don’t look the same at all) If you had to backcomb, they probably aren’t real dreads.
  3. You are exploiting your white privilege if you can still go to school and work with your dreads in, because black people consistently have their natural hair deemed ‘unprofessional’ and used as a means to prevent them from getting hired and to fire them from jobs and have them expelled from school.
  4. They won’t do their own research. No, the Celts did not have dreads, no dreadlocks are not found everywhere
  5. White people calling themselves Rastafarian. Are you kidding. ‘Rasta’ and ‘Rastafarian’ are not terms meaning ‘Bob Marley Fan Club’ or ‘I like weed’. Rastafarians are AGAINST white supremacy.
  6. BUT BLACK PEOPLE STRAIGHTEN THEIR HAIR/ WEAR WHITE HAIR. One, black people don’t wear ‘white hair’. I’m not lying to you, walk into a hair story.You will find Indian, Malaysian, Brazilian but never European hair because it’s not as great as you think it is. Two, the fact that people with kinky hair straighten it with relaxer or flat irons ect is because black people are taught that their natural hair is ‘not good hair’ and because their natural hair is sometimes deemed as unprofessional. Do you like movies? Chris Rock made one about it called ‘Good hair’. Also, this.
  7. Your Dreadlocks are cultural appropriation. They also look nasty.

x o x o fuck you

Disgusting.

Ewwww mold in hair?? 

I was wondering why that dread drama post was getting notes again.

But yeah….this is all so so so very wrong.

This. And also that beautiful list of reasons.

(via pardonmewhileipanic)